Me, to Graham who is reading a book I want to borrow: Have you finished that book yet?

Graham: No, almost. He’s just been found guilty.

Me: Graham!!!!!

Trick bait


Got tricked into clicking on a “before they were famous” photo gallery by the London Evening Standard where I was promised 36 counterposed photos of before and after shots of stars.

I am very pleased to report that I got to number 7 before I actually knew who one of them was either before, or indeed, after.

At which point, dear reader, I left.