A visit to the local post office, where changes are afoot:
Me: Can you stick the address label over the existing address on the parcel please. I’ve just reused old packaging and it will be confusing otherwise.
Post Office worker: Oh we don’t produce address labels, just the postage label.
Me: OK, can I buy some sticky labels then to put over the address?
PO worker: We don’t sell sticky labels.
Me (slightly taken aback): But, but, you’re a post office. Surely you sell them?
PO worker (shrugs): We never have. I can give you a scrap of paper and some tape to stick over it if you like?
Me: Well, yes please – otherwise it will go to the wrong place. Can I buy a biro to write on it?
PO worker (grips own pen a little tighter): We don’t sell them.
Me: I, but, post office, thought, erm, can I borrow yours?
…PO worker hands over pen like it’s gold-encrusted and transaction continues and concludes…
PO Worker: Can I ask who provides your internet service at home?
Me (naively): You can but, why?
PO worker (eyes lighting up): Ah because we now offer a range of internet services, including latest optical fibre cabling at very competitive prices. We even offer insurance, mortgages, credit cards and more. We’re not just “the Post Office” anymore!
Me: Well, if you don’t sell pens or sticky labels or produce address labels don’t you think you should just work on being a better post office for a bit longer?
PO worker (snatches back pen): Have a nice day. NEXT!
Hilariously told, Tim!
“We’re not (just) the post Office any more.” Sounds like a true statement.
These were her exact words.