I was walking past a sex shop today when a brisk wind alerted me that my fly was down. I quickly turned to the wall (of the sex shop) to adjust it and turned back to make direct eye contact with a neighbour walking the other way.
Let’s just say…awkward.
Awkward, you say? So with that truly dry, understated and self-effacing manner that has characterized the Empire over the centuries, you announce it on the World Wide Web, leaving me many unanswered questions, questions I’d rather not as aloud.
Well, it was awkward in the sense that I couldn’t explain to the neighbour without falling into “he doth protest too much” territory and so just had to offer a weak grin and carry on.
On the WWW I can explain myself to my heart’s content 🙂 (and I hoped it might raise a smile or two).
I think I kind of love your city